Hello dear readers–
Are you a Chinese female between the ages of 15 and 35? Do you like to wear pants that say “JUICY” across your ass? If you answered yes to these two questions, I want YOU for my Juicy Pants Army. Together we will bring down the Pinko threat and route Jiang Jieshi so bad he will go home crying to his domineering wife.
If you join up, you will get unlimited Juicy pants, plus plenty of Hello Kitty crap.
And the flatter your ass the better–We will KILL them with irony!!!