Today was a glorious day. Escorted by the remaining core of the JPA, I marched on Taiyuan this morning. We were prepared to go out fighting against the Commie hordes–we were the true Do or Die Corps!
As we approached the city walls, imagine our surprise to find them unguarded! The Pink Menace had abandoned Taiyuan and all of Shanxi without a fight! No doubt they had heard of my military genius and decided to scamper.
Enough blogging. Time to get loaded. Tomorrow is a big day–searching for collaborators. Time to grease up the hay chopper!