I dare say I do not know what has come over me! I have made the most epic decisions, and you will be the first to know about it. This summer, I will take the battle to the Japs and the Commie Pinkos! I am no longer content to lay around Taiyuan watching my peasant opera girls perform solos for/on me. No my friends, it is time to end this invasion from within and without once and for all.
I leave at once for the battlefront. Wish me luck, before too many months have passed I will regale you all with tales of victory. I have no doubt that the campaign will come to a successful end and I will finally make our homeland safe for democracy or whatever other kind of government I decide to install.